Not sure where this originated from but reader Erik Andersen sent it along.
TWELVE RULES FOR SENIORS………
#1 – Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 – “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 – You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 – Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 – The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”
#6 – “On time” is when you get there.
#7 – Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound..
#8 – Put yourself in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.
#9 – Notice that people your own age are now so much older than you.
#10 – Growing old would have taken longer if a senior had designed the system.
#11 – Aging may slow you down, but it won’t shut you up.
#12 – Never act your age and stay happy.
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Hmm. Where are the other five?
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Some seniors can’t count, others forget what they’re doing halfway through a job.
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Ah yes, I get it!
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I think the other five got put somewhere safe but no-one remembers where that was.
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I would say keep fighting, keep tilting at windmills and do not be afraid to tell people what you really think.
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The aging process is similar to the boiling frog concept illustrated in Norm’s previous article.
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“don’t be afraid to tell people what you really think”
is that like not having much of a filter?
On the upside when people then say, they’ll never talk to you again, you’re going to have a much more pleasant life and lets remember, never isn’t such a long time if you’re already into your 70s.
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thank you to you and Erik. good reminder!
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