Jon Stewart, most trusted newsman in America, if you are under 40, laughs at the hypocrisy of Faux News bubblehead Megyn Kelly.

Recently returned following birth of a baby, Kelly defended her entitlement to maternity leave. This is a giant shift from her earlier claims that such entitlements are nothing more than “tentacles that government has placed into our lives”, the “first step towards socialism” and “the creation of a welfare state.”

Stewart observes:

They’re really only entitlements when they’re something other people want. When it is something you want, they’re a hallmark of a civilized society, a foundation of a great people.

As the great George Carlin said:

Have you noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?