A skilled and practised word hunter, Ian Reid can flush out sources from behind stone walls. Thursday, he scooped the Legislature’s press gang and published Mea culpa, mea culpa, the release that Christy Clark was not allowed to issue.
Premier Clark explained her revelation that no real people live in Victoria. Apparently, Christy didn’t mean that the entire city, its citizens and their sick culture were unreal. Only parts.
In the mea culpa, she clarified,
You want to know about unreal? Ever seen Kevin Falcon’s “hair” up close? Not that real.
That’s kind of unfair. Right now, renewal is a high priority of BC Liberals and Kevin Falcon’s hair is merely following its own course. These pictures show the success to date. On the left is the 2006 Falcon, on the right is the 2012 model.
Apparently, Falcon’s hair is progressing satisfactorily through the levels but is some years from reaching the Thetan form of renewal enjoyed by the hair of octogenarian Ralph Sultan, a long time backbencher elevated to Cabinet in the Liberal Party’s latest round of youthful regeneration.