From a package of Profusion Himalayan Rose Pink Salt:
“Mineral rich crystal salt from the foothills of the Himalayas. Formed over 250 million years ago from ancient unpolluted seas. Best before April 2018.”
Of course, our southern neighbours sometimes provide brilliant examples of American humour. Here’s one from the morning inbox:
NSA Says It Can’t Search Its Own Emails, Propublica, July 23, 2013
“The NSA is a “supercomputing powerhouse” with machines so powerful their speed is measured in thousands of trillions of operations per second. The agency turns its giant machine brains to the task of sifting through unimaginably large troves of data its surveillance programs capture.
But ask the NSA, as part of a freedom of information request, to do a seemingly simple search of its own employees’ email? The agency says it doesn’t have the technology.” (emphasis added)